Aching neck and back
Hunched over the computer
Pixelated art
There once was a man who was blue
He tried to find someone who was too
He just wanted a friend
So he searched the world's ends
But he ended up in a small zoo
It's Christmas and the snow is falling
The windows are frosty and the carols are playing
The cookies are baking and everything's perfect
Except that I'm in bed, sick and coughing